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<title>The Clifford and Norm Show - Comedy Satire Humor Self-Help Talk Radio</title>
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<description>Comedy, satire, humor, jokes, funny, woo hoo! Great advice on life, love, dating, careers.  What a talk show! Listen now, people!></description>
<itunes:summary>Clever comedy, satirical humor, funny jokes and more on this talk radio show from New York. Entertaining political humor, advice on life, love, dating, careers.  Clifford and Norm speak the truth.  OK, they try to speak the truth, but it doesn't always come out that way.  Feel comfortable with Clifford and Norm.</itunes:summary>
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<itunes:subtitle>Smartest comedy talk show ever!</itunes:subtitle>
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<copyright>Copyright 2008 Media Consulting Services. All rights reserved.</copyright>

<item><title>Job On Death Panel Can Make Your Day</title> 
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<description>Norm stakes out spot on a "Death Panel" as potential career move.</description>
<itunes:duration>5:02</itunes:duration>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Dec 2010 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item><title>Feeling Guilty About Jury Duty</title> 
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<description>Cliff is serving jury duty tomorrow - should he bend the truth to avoid getting on a case?  You be the judge.</description>
<itunes:duration>5:31</itunes:duration>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 May 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item><title>Are Your Our Audience?</title> 
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<description>Norm thinks he has his finger on the pulse of our audience...by any chance, do you feel someone pressing on your neck? Very, very funny.</description>
<itunes:duration>4:25</itunes:duration>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item><title>Got A Workplace Personality?</title> 
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<description>Want to keep your job going?  Develop a bullet-proof workplace personality!</description>
<itunes:duration>6:17</itunes:duration>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item><title>Quick! - Get Shoe Cologne</title> 
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<description>How some shoddy discount merchandise stank up Cliff's life.</description>
<itunes:duration>3:16</itunes:duration>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Mar 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item><title>Obama The Fundraiser</title> 
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<description>How will Barack Obama pay for the trillions in spending and bailouts?  Norm just might have the solution - and a word of warning for foreigners.</description>
<itunes:duration>3:27</itunes:duration>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item><title>Got Nanophobia?</title> 
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<description>Know what nanoparticles are?  Learn why you should be scared of them - or not...I mean, if you're not scared, that's O.K...</description>
<itunes:duration>4:30</itunes:duration>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item><title>The Netflix Trap, How to Avoid</title> 
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<description>How to avoid being stuck in the muck with a pile of DVD's that don't belong to you, and you're never going to watch.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Feb 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>5:50</itunes:duration>
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<item><title>Recession's Silver Lining</title> 
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<description>Clifford and Norm's brilliant analysis of the financial crisis.  Learn what really went wrong, according to two analysts who are mostly wrong - and why there's a silver lining.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Feb 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>7:12</itunes:duration>
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<item><title>Why To Hate Reunions</title> 
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<description>Reunions - a milestone event - a reminder of how little you've accomplished over so many, many years.  Here's how to survive and thrive at your next reunion.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>5:11</itunes:duration>
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<item><title>ATMs-Your Next Goldmine</title> 
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<description>Norm reveals an investment strategy for today's troubled times.  Take advantage of this useful information while there's still time!</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>2:08</itunes:duration>
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<item><title>How You Can Be Talked Into Anything</title> 
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<description>Hear how Clifford almost got recruited into the insurance game, thanks to an expert sales pitch - and a pitcher full of vodka.  What can you be talked into?</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>4:04</itunes:duration>
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<item><title>Types of Losers</title> 
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<description>So-called "losers" fall into many categories.  Learn how to classify them and figure out which one you might think you are!</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>4:33</itunes:duration>
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<item><title>Got The Loser Syndrome?</title> 
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<description>Clifford and Norm discuss The Loser Syndrome.   After listening to this segment, you won't feel so bad about yourself - but you will for them.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>11:01</itunes:duration>
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<item><title>Sex Lives Of Cannibals</title> 
<link>http://www.cliffordandnorm.com/Media/9-Sex-Lives-of-Cannibals.mp3</link> 
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<description>Hear about author Martin Troost's South Pacific adventures as reviewed by two guys who hardly ever travel - or read. </description>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>8:09</itunes:duration>
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